Monday Travel Funny
The following was sent to me, and I couldn’t help but share it. It is right up my alley in many ways!
MY TRAVELS
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go there alone–you have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I also have never been in Cognito–I hear no one recognizes there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it’s a short drive.
I would like to go to Conclusions–but you have to jump and I’m not too big physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in flexible. But only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
And sometimes I think I am in Vincible, but life shows me I am not.
People keep telling me I’m in Denial, but I’m positive I’ve never been there before!
I have been in Deepdodoo many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.
So far, I haven’t been in continent; but my travel agent says I’ll be going soon!
Here’s to safe travels!
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